Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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