just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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