i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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