I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Why did my mother make you get naked?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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