Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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