The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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