5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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