Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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