I wanna bring you to show and tell
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Of course I have a pirate flag
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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