Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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