So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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