having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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