She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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