Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Drunk is not a location!
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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