You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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