Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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