And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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