is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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