do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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