Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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