The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
