i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
thus making me awesome and them whores
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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