with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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