I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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