mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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