Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
This is my gift to your gina
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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