Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
