Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
