Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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