your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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