its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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