Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
