Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
my liver is dry heaving
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