Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
You dont lie about slip and slides
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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