I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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