Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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