we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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