Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
