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They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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