"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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