Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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