Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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