I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
