capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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