we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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