Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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