they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Randomize
