i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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