My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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