they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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