dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Randomize
