My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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