i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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