Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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